Post by drivan on Jun 8, 2008 4:36:03 GMT -5
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,
looking up. A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole,
but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few
bolts and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure
from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced
that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height -
and she gives us the length."
looking up. A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole,
but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few
bolts and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure
from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced
that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height -
and she gives us the length."