Post by drivan on Jun 8, 2008 4:45:23 GMT -5
• Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
• What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?
The ocean.
• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
• What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
It sinks to the bottom.
• What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
• What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
• Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
• What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know. - but I wouldn't want to milk it.
• How do you shoot a blue shark?
With a blue shark spear gun.
• How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
• If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
• What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?
Moby Plum.
• Why are manatees so wrinkled?
Did you ever tried to iron one?
• What's green and squishy and spends a lot of time underwater?
An avocado with an aqua lung.
• What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
• What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school?
A deep-loma.
• There was a sea scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly they swam into shore at dinner time. The chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."
Because they live in schools.
• What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?
The ocean.
• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
• What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
It sinks to the bottom.
• What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
• What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
• Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
• What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know. - but I wouldn't want to milk it.
• How do you shoot a blue shark?
With a blue shark spear gun.
• How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
• If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
• What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?
Moby Plum.
• Why are manatees so wrinkled?
Did you ever tried to iron one?
• What's green and squishy and spends a lot of time underwater?
An avocado with an aqua lung.
• What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
• What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school?
A deep-loma.
• There was a sea scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly they swam into shore at dinner time. The chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."